Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does
…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?
johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this
and then later he looks like this
hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN
he’s an actor
actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.
Reblog for the last comment
18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker???????? end fish fucking 2015
I care so much, but I don’t want to care, and that tears me to pieces- and then I tear myself to pieces.—jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
I’m done with abs. I know what abs look like. I’ve seen plenty. Plenty of arms too. Bring on the thighs. I want bare thighs. I’m bored. Bring me male idols in booty shorts and skin tight leggings. Free the thighs. Free them.
#dean winchester is a geek #and #dean winchester is a genius #and I mourn sometimes for young dean #the one who started school late#who switched schools so much that he fell behind #the one whose dad never helped him in school #or encouraged him to have interest in academics #or in science #who probably looked at the EMF meter and said #’well I guess that’ll save money on buying one’ #the dad who spent Dean’s college fund on ammunition#and teachers probably looked at his school record #all the transfers #all the school fights from protecting Sammy and over bullies and girls and that time there was a monster at school #and judged him without even looking further #and maybe had him in remedial classes #and so he stopped trying #stopped thinking he had any right to be smart #he didn’t have time anyway #not with helping Sammy with his homework #and practicing weapons #and hunting #so somewhere along the line he just stopped trying #stopped caring #and he never had a teacher who noticed #never had one that challenged him on his bullshit #told him what he was capable of #and to this day Dean thinks he’s a grunt #thinks Sammy is the smart one