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Watching: over you

Reading: books

Listening to: Fall out boy

I love y'all so much, and it's so important to me that you take care of yourself, and I'm here for you if you need to talk or anything, or even if you're in a lonely mood you can send me an ask, a fanmail idc, and tell me you have a big toe or whatever and we could take it from there, ok? Also I've saved a lot of resources masterposts, and also movies so y'all just have to ask and I'll send them your way

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless)

alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

totallyfubar:

…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?

(Source: amy-the-little-englander)

theblacksheepwriter:

stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

Reblog for the last comment

(Source: awgskarth)

pastelbloodbath:

nitrogen:

(18+)

18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015

I care so much, but I don’t want to care, and that tears me to pieces- and then I tear myself to pieces.

—jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

queenofattolia:

daddyhyung:

I’m done with abs. I know what abs look like. I’ve seen plenty. Plenty of arms too. Bring on the thighs. I want bare thighs. I’m bored. Bring me male idols in booty shorts and skin tight leggings. Free the thighs. Free them.